Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Men Say the Darnedest Things

Today I'm linking up with Voyage of the MeeMee and Duh! Danae for Sh*t Men Say, because lord knows Sam has said some doozies!

Voyage of the Mee Mee

Me: Don't you ever just think about how much you love me?
Sam: Yeah, I usually do when I'm cuddling with the cat.
Me: You're supposed to think about it when you're cuddling with me.
Sam: Then I'm usually thinking about xbox.

Me: You're supposed to be nice and sweet and sweep me off my feet!
Sam: *BURP*

"I thought the guy behind you was eating pizza, but then I remembered we're not in the cafeteria."
I wish I could remember what this was about. It popped up from four year old Facebook status on the Time Hop app, and even though I don't remember it, it really made me laugh!

"DAMN, I am good looking." I never said I loved him for his modesty

Sam's not really an emotional guy, but after four years I've learned to interpret him.

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  1. Hahah! Omg this is so good. I could definitely share in on this one time! Men do say the weirdest shit.

  2. "Me: You're supposed to be nice and sweet and sweep me off my feet!
    Sam: *BURP*" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Who says chivalry is dead?! ;P

  3. LOL all of these are so great, especially the cuddling comments...always thinking about Xbox! (also I titled my post the same as yours, so funny!)

  4. Guys and XBOX. I used to love video games but now I don't really as much anymore but he hasn't changed a bit haha

  5. lol These are awesome! Someone needs to make a translator for what guys say so we can know when it's actually sweet. lol

  6. Hahaa! My husband never tells me what he's thinking. If I ask him he just says what he's doing.

  7. This is too funny! I laughed at loud on multiple occasions, so true!

  8. Aww I love the "missing you" text, so cute!

  9. Awww that was cute when he was trying to say that he missed you!!!!

  10. Haha yeah my husband is not emotional whatsoever either. . . that last one reminds me of something he would pull when trying to say he misses me. You should have heard his wedding vows, they included something along the lines of "watching our favorite shows" because somehow netflix and walking dead are some of his favorite moments in our relationship, worth mentioning in front of god and 220 guests. LMAO