Me: Don't you ever just think about how much you love me?
Sam: Yeah, I usually do when I'm cuddling with the cat.
Me: You're supposed to think about it when you're cuddling with me.
Sam: Then I'm usually thinking about xbox.
Me: You're supposed to be nice and sweet and sweep me off my feet!
"I thought the guy behind you was eating pizza, but then I remembered we're not in the cafeteria."
I wish I could remember what this was about. It popped up from four year old Facebook status on the Time Hop app, and even though I don't remember it, it really made me laugh!
"DAMN, I am good looking." I never said I loved him for his modesty
Sam's not really an emotional guy, but after four years I've learned to interpret him.