The Post Where I Make Fun of Myself at 18

Last night I had no idea what to write about, so I was looking at everyone else's blogs for inspiration, and I came across an ABC survey post, inspired by Erin, and I remembered when she did her ABC survey and lots of people followed suit. I was like "well, I could do that, but I don't like the ABC survey. Maybe I could just pull one out of the Facebook archives" So I went and looked, and obviously there were a couple. And then I thought "it'd be even better if I left my embarrassing college-freshman-Amanda answers" So, let's get started shall we?

Blogger won't cooperate with adding pictures. Sorry for the worst post ever.

What is the last thing someone bought you?
I bought me a bagel :) Haha.

I did eat a lot of Einstein's in college. I miss those days. 

Have you ever stayed up at night waiting for someone to call/text you back?
Yesss.

Oh, young Amanda, that's embarrassing. I don't recall that. It doesn't like me since I lack patience.

Have you ever kissed the last person who texted you?
Nope.

The answer is still no. 

Do you have a reason to smile right now?
You always have a reason to smile, you just have to be willing to look for it.
Oh, 18-yr-old Amanda, you were so deep. 

Is there something you're looking forward to?
Seeing my family in October :D

Moving! Away from my family... ironic.

Is there someone you want to kiss right now?
Mmm, sure.

I always wanted someone to 18-yr-old me.

When did your last hug take place? And who with?
In the parking lot after band when Tyler attacked me. Hahaha.

This is awkward. But that's a story for another day.

Are you a jealous person?
I can be if I have a good reason.

I mean, that sounds reasonable, right?

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
I'm pretty sure ;) haha.

I'm gonna assume this was a joke about all of my long relationships. Long relationships are still kind of my thing, since Sam and I have been together for seven times that long.

Do you believe in love?
Yes.

Still true.

Will you get married?
I believe so.

I hope so! But not gonna lie, 18-yr-old me probably expected me to have a diamond on my finger by now.

Why aren't you going for the person you like?
There's not really someone I like...

I think I was a liar. But now I have Sam.

Would you hug the last person you hugged again?
I don't care, haha.

I think the last 'person' I hugged was my cat. No shame.

Where did you kiss the last person you kissed?
In his car.
Vom. I remember who that was. Oh, and the answer right now is in the airport!

I bet you miss someone right now?
Always.

Still true. That's the thing about going to college out of state; the people you love are everywhere.

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Yes.

Well, I was pretty confident, wasn't I?

Do you have any bruises?
Yess :( On my stupid knee.

I bet that bruise had a back story. Maybe it was that time I fell out of bed and woke up my roommate.

When will your next kiss take place?
Soon ;)

Notice how I said above that I didn't like anybody, but then I claim that I'll be kissing someone soon. So classy, young Amanda. Also, the new answer is in September! Yay yay yay yay!

Was yesterday better than today?
Noo. Yesterday was good, but today is friday and I also didn't spend a million hours doing homework.

Haha, I don't even know what to say. I just think 18-yr-old me had pretty good reasoning.

Where did you go in a car last?
To my dorm. Thanks Sam :D

What a doll. No wonder I made him my boyfriend.

Someone who means a great deal to you?
Powen and Elijahhh<3 i="" miss="" them.="">

Those are my baby brudders. They grew up and turned into little brats, so I don't really miss them right now. (plus I just saw them yesterday)

Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
Yesss.

I am still into pet names. Sam isn't though. He calls me sweetie whenever my crazy starts to show and I need calmed down, but that's about it.

Who do you argue with the most?
Idk. No one really.

This is probably still true.

What is something you like to do when you're down?
Read :) Orr, get green tea with citrus. But that's good in any mood.

Bleh. I used to drink that green tea like it was going out of style. Now I can't stand it.

What is one thing you must have in a relationship?
happiness.

That's true, college Amanda. Also trust, love, and compassion. And a boyfriend who has a cat.

Do you believe in second chances?
Sometimes.

This is still true. You have to decide if people are worth giving another chance to. Were they a good friend in the first place? I think that's what I was learning at this stage in my life.

Would you rather hear the painful truth or a happy lie?
Painful truth in most cases, I guess a happy lie would be fine if I believed it though. I just like to understand things.

Meep.

What really irritates you?
loud breathing. Haha.

This made me laugh out loud. Still true! I can't stand it.

Is there someone you're attracted to?
Certainly (:

I wonder who I was talking about?

Do you think being "heart broken" is as bad as people say?
I don't know how bad people say it is, but it can be pretty bad. But sometimes not. lol. idk.

How insightful... not. Haha. But being heartbroken is pretty rough.

Is your heart broken right now?
No.

No.

Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
No.

I still don't believe this. I kind of hate when people tell me it does.

What are some things that you have to have everywhere you go?
Haha, my CatCard (: lol. Just my whole purse basically.

Oh college. My CatCard was my student ID. And I don't carry a purse anymore. Now I always have my debit card, though. Which I don't think I had yet when I posted this.

Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
Umm, Sam? idk.
Hey, that's still true! How presh :)

Listening to music at the moment?
Nopee. But I will now that I realized it. Haha.

Nope!

Kissed someone who's name started with an M, A, N or S?
No N or S.

I got that S one worked out, obviously.

If your parents didn't like the person you were dating, would you lose them?
Probably not.

My parents adore Sam. He's a gem.

Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
Yes.

Yes again. Except last time I wasn't talking about Samuel.

Do you think somebody likes the same person you do?
skdah.

I think that was my way of not answering the question. But now I like Sam, and no one else better like him, I'll beat that bishes ass. KIDDING!

Wanna say something to someone?
Always.
I was wrong. There's nothing I want to say to someone right now. I pretty much speak my mind these days.

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Virginia.

Well this makes me sad. We grew apart after freshman year.

Has someone put their arm around you in the past five days?
Yessss.

No. Haha.

Have you ever thrown a cell phone in anger?
Yes (: Haha. And then I kicked it down the hallway. Hahaha. I've actually thrown my cell phone a lot, but that was the funniest.

I fail to find the humor in that, 18-yr-old Amanda. Also, those razr phones were tough!

Who would be the first person to find out if you were pregnant?
Probably Tara.

And I think I stopped talking to her right around the time this was posted. Awk.

Ever gone camping?
Yess!

I want to go camping!

Why aren't you in 'love' with your last ex anymore?
I never was. But I still care about him.

I honestly have no idea who I was talking about. That's awkward.

How late did you stay up last night and why?
Likeee, two-ish because that's when I finished my homework.

Like two-ish because I was blogging. Haha! But I normally go to bed early because I'm old now.

What was the last thing that you spent money on?
Food. Of course. I'm fat. lol.

Ice cream. I guess I'm still fat. Womp womp.

What's something you really want right now?
Food! I'm starving.

Is it bad if I still have the same answer?

And then I included this totally attractive bathroom selfie that I picniked. #winning

And that's all I've got for you, folks. Too bad I couldn't find a survey from my Myspace days. That would have been embarrassing